Shakespeare, o Shakespeare! For those of literary skin, this was the rally not to miss. Five of us teamed together to canvas the Central Coast of California from San Luis Obispo to Paso Robles, Ca. Where else could you find sites that would mesh with quotes from MacBeth or King Lear? "To Morro, and to Morro, creeps in this rally race. . . I am more zinned against than zinning!", "Screw your courage to the sticking place!". It was the double entendre of coastlines, gum walls, and zinfandel vineyards. Teams were sent to hanging masks, underwater clues, and statuesque heads at CalPoly. Videos were filmed for every team lampooning everything the Bard wrote. Clues were in chocolate pyramids, on the backs of wine bottles which had to first be consumed, and paraded as body parts on pizza.